Do you want fried potatoes with that?
The answer, my types, is a resounding, though yes, because maybe no more comfort food is celebrated than the French fried, a humble marriage of starch and fat, crunchy and salt.
Not even the revelation that eating fries increases anxiety and depression can deter us.
Always built for excess, North -Americans consume, on average, 30 pounds of fried potatoes per person per year and a quarter of all potatoes eaten at our fair and stolen floors are taken in fried.
McDonald’s, with its golden arches, glorious trans fats and hands in the work of fried potatoes, is the highest supplier of fries, dealing with and dollating at nine million pounds every day.
In honor of this more sacred junk food, we go to the walks, diners, frozen food hallways and restaurants to celebrate National French fried day on Friday, July 11, 2025.
It is no coincidence that this tribute to food comfort reaches the aqueous season of the heart of cancer, the most associated sign to eat their feelings and carbohydrates as a self -regulation (Taurus is a second one).
Interestingly, the French fries, by most accounts, did not originate in France at all. North soldiers -Americans who served in Belgium during World War I, and for fried potatoes of Belgian, or fried potatoes, and because the French was the official language of the Belgian army, the theory keeps us the military who baptized them “French” fried.
What kind of French fried is in your zodiac sign? Continue reading for more information.
Fries Shoesting
Aries is my option for fries, as the width and length of these potatoes serve as a metaphor for the notoriously short fuse of this cardinal fire sign.
Add -Aryes Folk, for all its failures, do not expose and never move away from junk, kitsch or a western middle pan topped with packaged fries and, therefore, celebrate them.
Truffle fries
The venera taurus, the nipples, the coins in hand, at the heavy altar of decay.
The rulers of the second house of wealth and the penalty, if they can achieve it or do it -they are richer, they are there.
Enter the truffle fry. As a first class seat, an additional guac, flowers in the guest room and gold leaf on the birthday cake, this variety of Fancy AF Frany fried fries is at the same time unnecessary and worth it.
Curly fries
Gemini is a curly fried because it is so difficult to get a direct answer as it is to remove a straight line from this fried.
Analog at the Gemini disposition, in its fried zenith, the fries are a savory and satisfactory novelty, and in its bottom of the fair rock, an inconsistent mess.
Cheese fries
Cancers do not care about cheese, baby, either a healthy tide of government of government or Nicholas Sparks Oeuvre.
Cancer likes food with a side of nostalgia, and fried potatoes of cheese call me to simpler moments, richer memories and the caloric abandonment of youth.
Boardwalk fries
Leo is McDonald’s of the zodiac and, while they like a popularity contest, his true spirit does not speak of the potato produced in mass, but of the base of the nonsense of the Fry on the seafront.
Leo rules on the fifth house of pleasure and play, the dominance of carnival and carousels, ferry wheels and walks, built for a good time and a quick getaway.
The sliced fries
Always in search of the efficiency and the ghost ship of perfection, Virgo is the fried fried of the zodiac.
With their crystal views on how things could be improved, there are Virgos (in their minds) as a little better, a more refined touch and much more rationalized than the rest of us.
In kind, this frying cut improves the crunchy and leaves more space for the tanks and taste poles to be installed.
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SOFFLÉES POMMES
Libra is governed by Venus, the planet of Finery. Libras are naturally attracted to the beautiful, symmetrical, expensive and exquisite, even and especially when it is out of reach, economically or otherwise.
I know a libra that chose to buy a sheep’s skin -skinned carpet to pay the phone bill in time. Priorities, excavate?
For these reasons, Libra is the soufflée of the French fries, the fantastic on purpose and without apologies.
Steak freed
The scorpion is the fried of the zodiac, as they are more difficult to arrive than other varieties and usually require a double fried to reach the peak of the outside crisis and the fluffy center.
Analog to this, it takes at least twice as much time for a scorpion to warm up a stranger and, although it is upset to admit it, inside each of them lives a soft center that cries for love, acceptance and aioli.
Cheese fries chili
A sign of mutable fire, Sagittarius is governed by Jupiter, the planet of expansion and excess, good luck and live fast and loose.
Perhaps there is no potato incarnation that represents these energies more than the drop as a guide, eat it, if you dare, roll the dice in the indigestion, take the destination in your hands and grate the Holy Trinity of the fried potatoes of chili cheese.
Tater all
Capricorn means business and lives for a waste, not wanting, rich or dying trying to approach money and remnants of food.
As Eater points out, “TATER is all the North -American ingenuity at the best.”
An entrepreneurial response to the excess, the tater everything was born of the potato debris left of the frozen French fries.
Ordoned, in shape, in the oven or fried, from the Nachos Irish -confit duck in high -end restaurants to the plastic expansion of the school lunch tray, the TATER everything, as its zodiac equivalent, is a work service problem.
Add Capricorn to be the unconnected father of the zodiac, and the TATER are all his offspring of t -shirt and obedient.
Fries of waffles
Aquariums are an amazing people. Ruled by the structured Saturn and Punk Rock Aquarius, go against the grain and the commoner.
Enter Gofre’s fry, whose means are to blow minds with the type of technology of water carriers, the magic of mandolin and moving mechanical poetry.
Add to the mixture that Gofre’s fried is the starch of the Chik-Fil-A signature, our selection for the faster aquarium food restaurant.
Piegged potatoes of sweet potato
Pisces, governed by the Planet Dreamy Neptune and made of existential things of water, fish is the cure of zodiac until they are pushed by the dissociation and their instincts (in series) murderers.
To a large extent, however, these people are the metaphorical equivalent of a sweet potato fried, aura orange with a little additional sugar in their self -ness.
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